Scary Movie 2
One of your old favorite songs from way back when
So...
Take her wrap, fellas
Find her an empty lap, fellas
Dolly'll never go away
Dolly'll never go away again
Hey, do you guys know this one
Oh!
Now this is the real shit.
Uh-huh.
Shake your ass, watch yourself
Shake your ass
Show me what you're working with
Attention all young players and pimps
Right now is the place to be
I thought I told y'all niggers before
Y'all niggers don't fuck with me
Shake your ass
Watch yourself
Shake your ass
Show me what you're working with
Shake your ass
You suck.
- Uh! - Uh!
Oh!
Who put the horse out
She's good.
She... she's been really sick.
Bad, bad, bad girl!
OK. That'll be $17.50.
Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare.
I'm Father McFeely.
I'm so glad you're here.
I came as fast as I could, but at my age...
the little soldier needs a lot more thumping...
before it starts pumping, if you know what I mean.
I do find, though, if I tickle my asshole...
just before I unleash the dog of war...
It's OK. I understand.
You know, because in the old days...
you know when you...
How is she
It's gotten worse, Father.
Really
She won't eat, she won't talk.
The child won't even let me touch her.
Yes. Sometimes you have to give them candy.
Father...
the church sent me to assist you.
I'm Father Harris.
- Hi. - Hi. Nice to see you.
Would you like to see the girl
Soon...
but first I must bless this house.
"The sorrows of death compassed me..."
"and the pains of Hell got hold upon me."
"I found..."
"Then called I upon the name of the Lord and..."
"My soul from death."
Oh, God. Please, Lord.
Help me to release this demon.
Ahh!
Thank you, Lord, the most merciful Almighty.
Oh, hold on.
Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas.
Ha, ha, ha!
Thank you, Lord.
Aah!
Fuck this.
Father!
Fuck! Did you see this Look at this!
Please, Father, think of the child.
Fuck!
Yes.
It's freezing.
Let us pray.
"Defender of the human race..."
"look down in pity upon this, your servant."
Shove it up your ass, you worthless piece of shit.
Aah!
Silence!
Mmm.
"Holy Lord..."
Your mother is in here with us, Harris.
Would you like to leave a message
I'll be sure that she gets it.
Yes. Mom, will you get out of there, please
You're no fun.
I'm working.
See you later, Mrs. Harris.
"Holy Lord, Almighty Father in..."
Aah!
"Everlasting God...
"and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ...
"and the Virgin Mary's baby daddy.
"Holy Lord, Almighty Father...
"everlasting God...
"who once consigned that fallen tyrant...
"to the flames of Hell...
"who sent your only son into the world...
"to crush that roaring tiger...
"and who got that unholy bitch Jerri...
"kicked off of "Survivor..."
Fuck me! Fuck me!
Father!
Huh
This is not part of the ritual.
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy...
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh!
Here you go, Father. All clean.
Oh, thank you so much.
OK.
Hee, hee, hee!
You failed, McFeely.
Your weapons are useless against me.
Let us pray.
BOTH Our Father who Art in Heaven...
Ha ha!
Stop it!
Hallowed be Thy name.
Ha ha!
Zip it.
Thy kingdom come.
Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
Ha! Shit!
Suck on this.
Uh-oh!
I let you go
Let you go like a dozen balloons
Without even thinking
I didn't know, now I know
It was much too soon
Why can't you call and say you miss me
So you think you made it into the class, Shorty
I sure hope so, Cindy.
You could use the grade, huh
Nah. I need a place to stay.
Mom Dukes kicked me out, but you know something
I learned something very important in college...
The value of books.
Really
Yeah. Look at this here.
Free paper. Ha ha! Shit, son.
Yeah, so how you digging college
I don't know.
It's OK, I guess.
I feel like such a geek sometimes, though.
Everyone is so cool, and I'm... not.
Oh, come on, Cindy.
You ain't that bad.
All you need is a little bit of flavor.
Hmm. Maybe some new gear.
"Gear"
That's slang for "clothing."
- Oh. - Here. Come on.
We gonna cool you up right now.
Don't sit like this, first of all.
Don't sit like that, son. Sit cool.
- OK. - Right up, son.
Feel yourself, son, like that.
Yeah. Now go like this.
Uh. Uh, yeah.
- That's cool. - Yeah.
Yeah. Now stand up, let me show you some moves.
Right, left.
Uh, son. Uh!
Right, left.
Right, kick.
Uh, son.
Uh, psych.
Throw a little bit of slang in there.
Say, "Yo, that jacket is tight, son. Ya mean"
Yo, that jacket is tight, son.
- Ya mean - Ya mean
Yeah, something like that.
Throw it all together.
OK. Right, left.
Right, kick, uh!
Yo, that jacket is tight.
Now run that shit, bitch. Ya mean
That is the shit, dog.
Oh, man. You boners aren't ready yet
Dude, relax, man. I'm telling you,
We 'll get there on time, all right
Yo, dogs, what y'all think
Tucked in or out
- Out, man. - Out, man. Come on.
No doubt. No doubt. That's what I thought.
You fuckheads would be ready if you weren't partying all night.
Come on, man. It was so awesome.
We got so wasted, man!
I had, like, a keg myself.
I woke up naked in a tub of ice.
All right!
Yeah, man.
Oh, shit, Ray, you got a tattoo.
Oh, shit. What's it say
"Ray!" Oh, man.
Oh, shit, you got a tattoo, too.
Oh, really Dude!
Dude, what's it say
"Fucked me."
Oh, sweet, man. "Ray..."
"Fucked me."
- "Ray..." - "Fucked me."
"Ray fucked me."
Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo!
What, man
Oh.
Wedgie moment! Ha ha!
Come on. You're gonna give me a yeast infection.
Hey, girl, that jacket is slamming.
Thanks.
You better be careful, though.
Some girl got an ass-whipping...
over a jacket stolen earlier today.
Some people is so ghetto.
What class we got next
Psychology.
Oh! Me, too! 101
- In room 302 at 1000 - That's it!
Oh! Uh-uh! No. This is too much.
I got these psychic powers on line.
Remind me to get a lotto ticket tomorrow.
Oh, don't split the pole now.
That is very, very bad luck. My psychic told me.
You don't really believe in that stuff, do you
Yes, I do. Very much.
Are these all the subjects
Yes, sir. I took the liberty of putting...
those with near-death experiences on the very top.
Any of them hot
As I'm sure you are aware, Professor...
subjects who are close to death are statistically more likely...
to have the suggestibility required...
for paranormal investigation, which is why, of course...
I gave them special consideration.
Oh, good thinking, Dwight.
Traumatized coeds are a sure thing.
Ooh, I like her.
Oh, yes, sir. That is Cindy Campbell...
Classic abandoned personality disorder.
She seems guarded, but willing.
And this
That is Ray Wilkins, sir.
I couldn't quite figure him out...
but he seemed very eager and pleased to meet me.
What's this
It's a picture that he sent after the interview.
Where did you find these kids
Sir, they're all survivors...
of the Stevenston County Massacre.
Oh, fantastic!
These kids are exactly the catalyst we need...
to awaken the spirits of Hell House.
Sir, exactly how are we going to get them up there
We'll tell them...
it's part of the class.
We'll say... excuse me...
That they're participating in a study...
of sleep disorders.
We are going to make history, Dwight...
The first documented...
unrefuted evidence of life after death.
Welcome, everybody.
I'm Professor Oldman.
Each of you have been carefully selected...
to be in this class...
for which you receive an automatic grade of "A"...
upon completion.
Now, this year's study is insomnia.
We are going to spend the weekend together...
where we've established a controlled environment...
in which we'll study your various sleep disorders.
Now, I'll be passing out directions...
- I can do it. - No.
- No, Dwight. - I can do it.
I can... myself... do it.
Now, you should all be there...
by 6 p.m. tonight and plan to stay through Monday.
I'll see you all this evening.
Hey!
You left your book back there.
Oh. Thanks.
I'm Cindy.
- Buddy. - Hey.
So, looks like we're gonna spend the weekend together.
Yeah.
You want to get together and study or something
Study Ha!
That was kind of bad.
Ha, ha, ha!
I'm sorry, Buddy.
You seem like a really nice guy...
but I just got out of a really bad relationship...
so I'm not quite ready to start dating yet.
Oh.
But, hey, you know, maybe we could be friends.
Sure. Yeah. Cool. That... friends.
OK. See you later, friend.
All right, pal.
Oh!
Wedgie! Smell you later!
As we go on, we remember
All the good times
We had together
As our lives change
Come whatever
We will still be
Friends forever
Hey! Will you shut the fuck up...
and let me sing
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
Ow!
Hello
Oh!
Hello
Hi, little guy. Look at you.
Little I'm not little.
I'm hung like a bull, lady. Check it out.
You ever seen a bird dick this big
Too much for you, huh, baby
Yeah.
All right. Step off then, sweet cheeks.
Come back when you want some real loving.
OK.
Fucking tease.
Hello
Aah!
Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, child.
Did I frighten you, child
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared
All right. I'll sing to you.
God is in his holy temple
Better
I'm here with Professor Oldman's group.
I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker.
- Hi. - Hi.
And what's your name, sweet child
I'm Cindy.
Cindy.
Oh, but the resemblance is striking.
Look at the thin cheek bones and the same lips.
Same... same eyes.
Look at your hair.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You've got the same nose.
Tickle, tickle.
Be-boop, be-boop on the nose.
Ha, ha, ha!
Shall I show you to your room
Oh! Oh, that's heavy. Whoo! That's heavy!
I better use my strong hand.
- Oh! Clumsy. - Oh! No, that's fine.
Look, you got the panties...
I can take care of it.
Look at... Oh, what you got here
Ah!
Can't forget your toothbrush.
Oh!
Gonna need that for later.
OK. Here we go. Follow me, child.
- Oh, God. - Watch my bottom.
Coming through.
Come on. Right this way.
Here we are.
So, um, do you live here by yourself
Well, yes. We've tried to rent it out...
but people don't seem to want to stay very long.
Ha ha! Oh, there's old Mother Kane...
and that's old Master Kane.
Who's that
That's Big Daddy Kane.
Oh.
Oh, he's cute.
Oh, yeah.
That was the master's favorite toy.
I don't know what it's doing out here.
I swear. Sometimes I think...
these toys have a mind of their own.
Ow! Ow!
Right this way.
Oh, no, no, no. Not that room, sweetheart.
No. That was the master's mistress's room.
Yeah, he kind of was a little bit of a hornball.
No. You go and stay right over here.
This was the room that belonged to the love of his life...
his wife, Caroline.
I'll show it to you.
Oh! Watch. My fanny's coming through.
Watch it. Make room for fanny.
Oh, wow! It's beautiful.
Well, thank you, child.
You know, I have been working out.
I've been doing my bun busters every day.
I squeeze really tight, and then I let loose.
I squeeze really tight...
and then let loose. [ Farting ]
Ooh!
OK. Ooh!
Oh, yes.
Look at this.
Caroline looked beautiful in that dress.
In fact, she always looked her best.
Do you know that she used to entertain...
for royalty and common folk and...
even the President of the United States.
Ew.
Oh!
Oh, don't be frightened, child.
This is just Mr. Kittles.
He was the master's favorite pet.
He's been in the family for generations.
Look at him. He hasn't aged a day.
All right, child, I think I'll take my leave.
You let me know if there's anything you need.
Yes, and as you can see, Professor...
I've taken care of everything...
including medical supplies and blood storage.
We want to be safe.
Are these cameras all throughout the house
Yes, sir. I thought that would be best.
So if one of our little chickadees...
were to be taking a shower...
which button would I press to get a closeup
That one.
This one [ Beep ]
Ha!
Excuse me, Professor...
but your guests have begun to arrive...
and supper shall be served shortly.
OK. Thanks, handyman.
I'm actually the caretaker.
Oh, aren't those cool new skates
Now, you be careful with those.
Don't want to fall and break something.
Oh, that's funny. That's real funny.
Let me give you a hand.
Well, that... that's awful kind of you.
How about you give me a standing ovation
Why don't you lift me up
Oh! OK. I see where you're going with this one.
You look familiar to me. Were you in "Stomp"
Hey, you can kiss my grits.
I think I'll be the bigger man now and walk away.
Walk away.
Um, I'll go and change for dinner.
- OK. - I'll see you shortly.
Sounds good.
I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit.
I'll be right down.
Hey!
Hey there, little guy. How you doing
Fuck off, four eyes.
I beg your pardon
I said, "Fuck off, four eyes."
Oh, I ought to kick your ass.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Relax, son. It's just a bird.
Hello, birdie. Polly want a cracker
Polly wants your mama's sweet ass.
What did Polly say to me
I said, "Polly wants your mama's sweet ass."
You don't be talking about my mama, son.
You don't know my mama, son.
Yeah, I know your mama. I fucked her last night.
You want beef I'll fuck you up!
Ooh! I'm shaking. I'm shaking.
Now, fuck this.
I'm gonna handle this shit like a gentleman.
Yo, hold my tooth, son.
Yeah, come on, bitch.
You and that "Welcome Back, Kotter" haircut.
Want a piece of me Come on. Bring it on.
What, you hard core Give me some.
- Bring it on, bitch. - No, no. What
You gonna talk, son Then do it.
Come on, pussy. Let me out of here.
I'll fuck you up.
Hi, guys.
- Hey. - Hey.
Hey, Buddy.
- Hey, Cin. - How you doing
Open chest!
Come on. You got to be quicker than that, "A" cup.
Oh! Oh!
Hey, guys.
- Hey! - How you doing
Well, are you boys just gonna sit there...
with your mouths open...
or is someone gonna offer me a seat
Oh!
Ow!
I warmed it up for you.
It's the best seat in the house.
Second best.
Ew.
Professor, is this the same house...
that a young girl was possessed by a demon...
or something
Yes, it was reported but never substantiated.
All right. Well, uh...
who'd like some appetizers
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
That's what I like to hear.
Hey, these buns look good.
Oh, yeah...
and they're so soft and warm.
- Ray! - Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.
These are delicious.
Thank you, my child.
I made them by hand.
OK!
Here we go. I think the taters are just about done.
I'm just gonna give them one quick whisk here.
OK, now. Dig in.
All right.
Now it's time for the turkey.
Oh, what a beautiful bird.
- No! - No, man!
Hey! Hey! Hey, man.
Why don't you just relax...
and just let me do that for you
- Yeah. - Rest that little hand.
It's my pleasure, but what a nice young man to offer.
Let me give you a little pinch there.
Come on.
Fuck it!
You know, a lot of people...
are kind of intimidated...
about making a turkey, but...
really it's very simple.
You just have to know the anatomy of a turkey...
and it's got, over here...
just the tiniest little stinkhole...
but it's big enough to get your hand...
right up inside it.
Uh!
Stuff the shit out of it.
I cook it with all the giblets...
The penises and the ginies...
And now, a lot of people like to baste their turkeys...
but I use this.
I lick like that...
and get into the little...
hiney... hiney ho...
That's nice and good.
I don't know what the hell that is...
but I'll lick it anyway.
Up and down...
and then I like to get that right on there...
Hiawatha!
And I got one of these.
I'm gonna pull that off...
and bam! That just kicks it up a little bit.
All right. I think that's almost...
ready now.
And then we bring it to the table.
Mmm, good.
All right.
Who's ready for a wing
Yours or the turkey's
Ha, ha, ha!
I just thought that was funny.
Well, I know what you'd like.
How about a leg
Whoo!
How about two Ha ha!
How about I take these two legs...
and shove them right up your ass...
All the way to the knee!
Dwight. Dwight, relax.
Hanson...
may I ask you is there something on the menu...
that you haven't personally prepared
Well, I ordered out the dessert.
All right!
Make room.
Here comes the pie.
All right. OK. Mmm.
Who wants the first piece of that pie
Huh I see you eyeing the first piece.
Oh, that's good.
Mm mmm. Pass that down to her.
Thank you.
That's nice.
My germs.
Ha, ha, ha!
My germs.
Ha, ha, ha! My germs! Ha, ha, ha!
Hey...
Come play with me.
Come play.
Ha ha!
Hello
Ooh!
Cindy... Cindy.
Who is it
I want to help you, Cindy.
Who are you
You're in danger, Cindy.
I want to help you.
Help me how Who's in danger
Check the music room.
Where are you
Check the fucking music room!
Hey, Cindy, think fast!
Ohh! Uhh! Aah!
Dude, you suck!
Ow.
Buddy...
about this friendship thing...
Yeah, I think it is so cool having a girl as a friend.
That's just it, Buddy.
I am a girl.
You can't be so rough with me.
Well, then what the hell are we supposed to do
Gentle stuff.
You know, like talking and...
sharing secrets and past experiences.
You know, stuff like that.
That sounds kind of gay.
I guess since you're a girl it's all right.
- Yeah. It'll be fine. - All right.
Hey, listen. Will you come check something out with me
Sure. We can practice our talking.
Yeah. Exactly.
I want to tell you about this thing...
that happened to me when I was in high school.
Really What happened
This hot Spanish chick's licking my nuts...
Buddy!
No, no. This is the best part.
Oh, my God. Look.
Oh, dude! Someone's on the rag!
Shh!
They lead straight to the bookcase.
God.
Must be a secret study or something.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
It says Hugh Kane and his mistress...
were murdered in this house.
Whoa. Check this out.
This must be his wife.
Oh, my God. She looks just like you.
You think
- She's really beautiful. - Yeah.
Well, actually, her hair doesn't have...
as many split ends as yours...
and her skin isn't as oily as yours, either.
Also, sometimes your eyes get kind of squinty...
and you look like you might have Down Syndrome.
Other than that, though, the resemblance is uncanny.
Really
Also, her tits are perfect.
They're not pointy or funny-looking like yours...
or spaced too far apart.
OK! Enough!
God.
Oh, my God, look at this.
"Caroline."
Must have been hers.
Oh, my God.
All right. Let's get out of here.
This place gives me the creeps.
OK. Grab the chest.
Oh, thanks.
- Buddy! - What
- I meant the chest. - Right.
What the...
Hey.
Nice.
Mm-hmm...
Mmm... mmm.
Oh!
Oh! OK!
Hello!
If I had known, I would have freshened up!
I wish you were freshened up, too.
Get up there! Come on!
Oh, you want this
Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.
That's it, daddy.
Take it like you want it.
Give it to me! Give it to me!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Come here!
Bring it on!
Kinky's my middle name, bitch!
Ooh, yeah!
That was the best that I've ever had.
Oh. Mrs. Huey Kane.
Hmm
Doesn't that just have a ring to it
Ha ha! Mmm... baby
Where you going
Call me!
Let's do something freaky.
Hee hee! Like what, Ray
I don't know.
Why don't you talk dirty to me
I don't know what to say, Ray.
Come on. Just make something up.
Oh, Ray, why do you make me so bad
Come on. Because you a bad girl.
OK.
I'm gonna work this.
Yeah. Work it.
I'm gonna make this mine.
Mmm. It's all yours. Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna piss on your face...
and then I'm gonna fart in your mouth.
Yeah! And then I'm gonna shit on these walls, Ray!
Ooh!
Hey!
Too dirty
Hello
Oh, hey, kitty, kitty.
Hi, little fella.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
OK. OK.
That's OK, cat.
I think I know why you're mad, Mr. Cat.
I didn't mean to go poopie in your litter box.
Help! My pussy's gone crazy!
Aah! Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Aah!
Oh! Aah! Aah!
OK. You want a piece of me
Huh
Yeah! How do you like that, little pussy
Come on!
Yeah! Yeah! Come on!
Aah! Ohh!
Is that all you got
Huh Come on!
Give me your best shot!
I'm telling you, Professor...
it was possessed.
Theo, did you see this animal
No, I didn't.
I heard all the commotion...
but by the time I went in there...
I guess it was gone.
Mm-hmm.
What So you think I did this to myself
No. All I'm saying is that cats are known...
to be very territorial animals...
and it's likely that it did attack...
but that doesn't mean it was possessed.
Maybe you two should sleep together.
What are you getting at, Professor
I'm just saying that if indeed this cat did attack...
it's less likely to come back if the two of you were...
let's say... together.
Oh, come on, it's college.
It's time for you two to experiment.
I don't think we're gonna be getting much help here.
Oh, on the contrary, actually...
I'd be more than happy to walk you through it.
Come on, Cin.
I'll make sure you get tucked in.
Good idea.
Don't forget to kiss each other good night.
There's something going on in this house, Professor.
I'm not crazy!
Aah!
1, 2...
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
9, Brandon, 10...
11, Brandon, come on! Count with me!
Hey, you. Hee, hee, hee, hee!
Come here a minute. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Come here.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Come on, let's play!
This is a fun game, huh
Hey, what are you doing
Uncle Ray-Ray's got a game.
Hey, get your finger out of there.
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle...
Aah! Aah!
You want to play with Uncle Ray
Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Aah! Aah! Help!
Aah!
Oh, God!
RAY: Here's a little balloon animal.
Da, da, da, da, da da, da, da, da!
Ohh!
CINDY, VOICE-OVER "I can't take living with him any longer."
"He's becoming a monster."
"I suspect he was having an affair."
"I believe he's sleeping with our baby-sitter Victoria."
"It must be why he keeps her around..."
"because we have no children."
Cindy...
I want you to know what happened, Cindy.
Hello, Cindy.
Hello, Professor.
I take it you're not mad at me anymore.
I wouldn't go that far, Professor.
Why don't you just relax
Hey!
Uh, uh...
Aha.
Ha ha.
Uh-huh.
I think she's starting to suspect something.
Who
Your wife.
Aah!
Oh, my God.
It happened right here.
What
She came home.
- She saw them! - Saw who
I was in my room reading her journal.
Then I found this dress in the closet.
That's all I remember.
What about you, Ray
Oh, I bought mine on Friday.
I just came down to get a banana.
Shit is hot, right
You're a nice little plant.
You drink all this little water up...
so you can grow up to be a nice strong charon plant.
Yes. Yes.
And then you'll be smoked by all the rappers...
and make them do a whole lot of dumb shit...
that fuck up their careers.
Yes, you will.
Night-night, baby.
I'm gonna rob that bitch tonight.
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Aah!
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to smoke your relatives!
Please! No!
I didn't do it by myself!
Whitney and Bobby helped me!
Please! Help me!
Aah! Shit, son!
Wait! No! Please!
Oh! Oh, shit, son!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Aah! Oh, shit! I smell something burning!
Oh, stop! It's me!
I got an idea!
Oh, wait a second!
Hold on, Shorty!
Don't rescue me yet.
I'm getting high as a motherfucker!
Toke, toke, toke, toke!
Take it to the head! Take it to the head!
Oh, you take it like a bitch.
Put the Shorty down...
and I'll give you Funyons and Cheetos.
Oh, shit!
This shit burns more than a perm!
Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
There's a whole lot of freaky shit...
going on in this house.
There's more to this story than the Professor told us.
Last night, I found a secret room...
and I found all these newspaper clippings...
about Hugh Kane.
He was a really evil man.
And I found a picture of his wife.
Oh, my God! She looks just like you.
You think
She doesn't have as many split ends...
and her skin's not as oily as yours.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Sometimes you do this little squinty thing with your eyes.
It looks like you got Down Syndrome or something.
Oh, yeah, y'all look just alike...
except she got some perfect boobs...
and yours look like them old orangutan titties.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Shit, son!
I'll put you in the full nelson and lick them.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
OK! Enough!
Anyway, I think she killed him...
and now he wants me.
Yeah. Right, bitch.
Morning, Dwight. Let me help you.
I don't need your help.
I can do it myself.
Aah!
OK. Professor, uh, we need to talk.
What is it, Dwight
I think you should consider...
cutting the experiment short.
What
This poltergeist is growing increasingly more violent.
I think we're all in danger here...
and I've got to put my foot down...
and stand up for what I believe in...
and say that we've got to pull the plug.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight.
I say when we pull the plug.
We are on the verge of greatness...
and I am this close to getting laid.
Now, the bus arrives on Monday.
No one leaves till then.
Here are the keys to the gate.
No one gets access to them.
Yes, sir.
Guys, I think the Professor's up to something.
I heard Dwight tell the Professor...
there could be a poltergeist in the house...
and that we could all be in danger!
Oh, no, son! Not a poltergeist!
What's a poltergeist
I'm getting out of here.
No. We can't go anywhere. The gates are locked.
Dwight's the only one who has the keys.
- Baby, get my Vaseline. - I'll handle...
Get my Vaseline, a banana, and some duct tape.
I'm gonna break his legs.
I'm gonna fuck that little cripple up!
Guys, just give me five minutes alone with him.
I'll get the keys.
Hello, Dwight.
Oh.
Hi, Theo.
What you working on
Uh, just a little experiment.
Oh. Work, work, work.
Is that all you ever do
Well, there's a lot riding on this project.
You know, the Professor...
might have everyone else fooled...
but I know who the real brains...
behind this operation is.
Oh, yeah You do, huh
Mm-hmm. That's what turns me on about you.
You're so smart.
Ahh.
And those sexy eyes.
Ha ha. Oh!
Why don't I put some music on, huh
Yeah. Music.
Wha...
You know, Dwight...
I hear you're the only one...
who has the keys to the gate.
Uhh...
Ha. That's true. It is. I'm...
Correct.
What if...
I wanted to borrow those keys
Oh, dear sweet God in Heaven.
I...yaaa, I can't.
Oh, come on. Yes, you can, baby.
- No. - Please I mean...
Look. You help me by giving me the keys...
and I'll help by giving you... [ Zip ]
Hey, wait, wait, wait! Whoa!
Hey, I don't need your help, OK, lady
I can do it myself.
Woo-hoo!
Hey, look!
I'm tossing my own salad!
Ow!
Oh.
So this is your secret room.
Well...
this just isn't gonna work now, is it
Oh, Professor.
Come over here.
Uh-huh!
This way, you big hunk.
Ahem.
Have we met
Follow me.
Are you playing a little game
Where are you
Come here, baby.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
No!
Aah!
- Is everybody here - Yeah.
All right. Let's go.
- Oh! - Oh, shit, son!
He's not gonna let us out of here!
He's gonna kill us!
Oh, look. A rocket scientist.
All right. Quick. Everybody to the laboratory.
Move! Come on! Hurry up!
You all are fucked!
Lock the door.
OK. We have to destroy it.
That's great.
How are we gonna destroy what we can't see
I got it!
We'll shave off our pubic hairs...
and wear the shampoo for two weeks!
No. Listen. Listen.
We're gonna use these guns.
They emit a bolt of concentrated energy...
which can damage the ectoplasmic cells...
and destroy the ghost.
Now, there's no more ammunition.
Conserve it. Use it wisely.
- Shut up. - Ow!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Conserve your ammunition.
My bad.
All right. Now, the only way...
we're gonna be able to track these ghosts...
is if we're all wearing one of these.
These are thermo goggles.
They work on the principle of body heat.
They're so powerful, they can detect...
where any bodily fluids have been...
even if they've been wiped clean.
What
Ew.
Are my glasses crooked
Now listen, that ghost may be invisible...
but we have the advantage of being armed...
with the most sophisticated high-tech equipment...
known to man.
How do we stay in touch with each other
Do we have some walkie-talkies
No. We have these.
Those is Dixie cups.
Well, we kind of ran short of funds...
after the guns and the goggles.
All right. Now let's split up.
Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
Now wait a minute! Hold up!
How come every time some scary shit happens...
that we need to stick together...
you white people always say, "Let's split up"
She's right. We should stick together.
Yes! That's what I'm saying!
She's right.
OK. You three, follow me.
Ain't that a bitch
We're gonna die, y'all.
Ah. Did you hear that
Hell, yeah.
Oh! Where's Shorty
I don't know.
Shorty!
Oh.
Damn.
All right. You wait right here.
I'll be right back.
- OK. - All right.
- Wow. - What is this
I don't know.
Looks like the furnace room.
- Let's go. - No, wait.
In that newspaper article...
it said that Hugh Kane was killed in the furnace.
Oh, wow. Look at this.
There's so many ashes, Buddy.
What are you doing
Hold it.
Aah!
Let's split up. I'll meet you on the other end.
- OK. - Wait.
Good luck.
I love you!
Aah!
- Oh, Shorty! - Cindy!
There's a monster chasing me.
What are we gonna do
- I got it! - Yeah
Oh!
Shorty!
Aah!
Damn. Why does the little bitch...
got to bring that shit over here
OK. Well, maybe she won't see me.
Somebody help me! Brenda!
Shit, she saw me.
OK. OK.
Oh! Aah!
Ohh!
Thank you, Lord!
Aah!
OK. Now let that shit just...
Just mutilate her white ass and leave.
Damn, bitch, please die!
Oh, my God, Brenda! We're gonna die!
It would have just been you...
if you had just shut the fuck up!
It's coming!
What is it
Is it a monster Is it a monster
Cindy
This is a skeleton. This is bones.
Would you run from Calista Flockhart
Shut your ass up.
Ha, ha, ha!
Look. He crazy now.
I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton. Here.
Ha! Gotcha! Psych!
Have a nice trip.
Ha, ha, ha!
Hey, girl, I got an idea.
Come on.
SKELETON Ha ha. Very funny.
Whoo!
Ooh!
Ha, ha, ha!
Now get on out of here!
Somebody gonna catch an ass-whupping...
when I come back.
Oh, Brenda, you are so brave.
You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
You guys OK
- Yeah. - Please.
It takes more than a little bag of bones to scare me.
Wedgie!
Ha, ha, ha!
The ghost has Buddy!
Ah! My ass!
Brenda, do something!
OK!
Aah!
I thought I was your best friend.
Was.
I'm gonna miss you, girl!
Get my gun!
Oh!
Are you OK
Ow.
Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
Come on. I think there's a first-aid kit in the lab.
Come on.
Ooh!
Huey... baby...
where are you
My love Are you there
Huey Baby!
Baby, I got to talk to you.
- No. Go away! - Baby Oh!
Get away from me!
Come on, baby. We can work this out.
I mean, if we just stick together...
no one can hurt us, my love.
It was just a booty call!
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh!
Aah!
Why won't you talk to me
Because you gave me crabs.
Aah!
You are the weakest link. Good-bye!
Aah!
Ooh. Hey.
How you doing Ha, ha, ha!
Aah!
No, no. No kissing. No kissing.
No. Leave this on. Leave this on.
You look beautiful just like that.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh!
Oh, shit!
Ohh!
No, no, no.
Don't fuck it up. Ohh.
I've been thinking about this whole friendship thing.
I've never had a friend...
who cared for me the way you do.
I mean, there's Ray...
but he cares for me in a different way...
you know, like bringing me flowers...
and running my bath water.
And there's nights when I wake up screaming...
and I look over, and Ray's in my bed holding me.
Anyway...
seeing as how tonight may be our last night together...
I was thinking...
That we should take our friendship a little bit further.
- Yes. - Oh, Buddy!
I was thinking the exact same thing.
This might be our last night alive...
and I want to take full advantage of it.
I was thinking the same thing!
I want to be able to act out our innermost fantasies.
Oh, great.
Like...
I've always wanted to walk on the moon.
Huh
Buuuuudyyyy.
Ha, ha, ha!
What about you, Buddy What do you want to do
Well...
He's in here.
Oh!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, my God. He locked us in.
You should call for help.
Hello! Hello. Can you hear me
Come in! Come in!
Copy! Do you copy me
We have a situation here!
Breaker!
Oh, my God.
They can't hear me!
Must be these walls or something.
OK. All right.
You stay down here. I'll go check upstairs.
OK.
Ow!
Ah!
- Do you need help or... - No!
OK.
What do I look like to you
Just trying to be nice.
Cover me!
What do you want me to do
Cover me!
Not literally. I'm serpentining!
They taught me that...
Merchant marines. Two years.
Spent two years on my belly in Danang.
- Yeah. - Look!
Look. Look what the cripple's doing.
Oh, shit.
Ow-ow-ow!
Look, I know you're proud. Just let me help you up...
Step it back, candy pants!
Fine.
Oh, what are we gonna do
I'm cold.
I can't feel my body, I'm so cold.
Buddy, can you feel this
No.
Try a little higher.
What about that
Mm-mmm.
Keep rubbing. Ohh.
Oh, Buddy, I don't think I'm re...
Cindy, please! It's a matter of life and death.
I'm asking you...
in the name of love.
OK, Buddy.
In the name of love.
Ohh.
Mmm. Ohh.
Oh, Cindy...
I don't know how much longer I can hold on.
Don't you say your good-byes.
You're gonna get out of here...
and you're gonna go on...
and you're gonna have lots of little babies.
And you're gonna die an old man...
Old man.
Warm in his bed.
- Not here! - No.
- Not like this! - Amen.
- Do you understand me - Oh, yeah.
Coming to this house was the best thing...
that ever happened to me.
Oh, me, too.
And for that... I am so thankful.
Oh, don't let go.
Never! I'll never let go!
- I feel weak. - Buddy!
- I'm com... - Come back!
Aah!
All right, Dwight Hartman...
it's your time to shine.
All right. Come on.
Come on, Kane.
Show yourself!
Look. I don't even need my thermal goggles.
Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh!
Aah!
Ah. Ah.
Ow!
That's right, mother...
Ha, ha, ha!
Whoa!
Ow-ow-ow!
Ha, ha, ha!
Aah!
Hey, Kane, you hungry
How about a little snack of this
Ha ha!
Aah!
Ow. Ow. No. Ow.
Ow-ow-ow.
Gotcha!
Aaargh!
I know what you're thinking.
Did I fire 3 shots or 117
Well, do you feel lucky...
punk
Do you... feel lucky
Do you feel lucky, punk
Shoot me, motherfucker!
OK. Fine.
Make your best move, ass bite.
- Raaa! - Aaah!
Oh. Whayaaa!
Whoa!
Whoo!
Aah!
Uh.
Help!
Here. Take my hand.
Ahh!
Come on.
You're gonna fall unless you take my hand...
No. Give me your other hand.
No. My other hand isn't strong enough.
You take my little hand.
No! Get it away from me!
Take it! Take my hand!
Aah!
Eww.
No.
No. Why me
No. Come on. No.
I've served you well. Don't you do this to me.
No, please. Please, no.
Ple-ple-ple... Aah!
OK, Buddy.
It's time for us to get out of here.
Roger. Roger. Come in, Roger.
Ray, this is Cindy.
I don't want to talk to Cindy.
I want to talk to Roger.
Roger, where you at, man Quit fucking around.
Ray, listen. The ghost is close.
He almost got us. Buddy's hurt.
- What's your location - I'm right behind you.
Ray, thank God. OK. Where's Shorty
I don't... I don't know.
He was here just a minute ago.
Listen, you go help Buddy in the lab.
- I'll go check upstairs. - All right.
Mmm. That smells good.
Hello, Cindy.
Say heloo to Cindy, Shorty.
Heloo... Cindy.
Shorty, are you OK
Talk to me!
Morphine Chloroform
Horse tranquilizers You drugged him!
I did not. That's all his stuff.
Yaah!
All right, Shorty.
Who's ready for the main course
Me! Me.
Oh, Hanson, please.
No. Oh.
What the fuck
Beetlejuice in the house.
This is your brains on drugs. Hee!
Oof.
Oh, shit, son.
Aah!
Oh.
Shorty!
Got me.
Cindy, what's going on
It's Hanson. He's possessed.
Let's get him.
Whoo!
Ahh.
Angel style!
Hi-yah!
Aah!
Smack my bitch up
Aah!
Uh!
Whoo! OK.
Boo!
Come on.
Aah!
- Oh! - Aah!
Smack my bitch up
Aah!
OK.
Aaaaaaah...
Oh, nooo!
Oh!
Ohh.
Hee, hee, hee! Ooh!
Aah!
Hi-yi!
Aah!
Whoo!
Whoo! Oh! Ooh!
Ooh!
Ow.
Shit.
Ahh!
You OK, Dwight
I... I can't feel my legs.
Aah! I can't feel my legs!
You never could.
You stay out of this, all right
Now listen.
You get the others and meet us upstairs.
- All right - OK.
You stay here.
Ray-Ray, I need your help. Give me your belt.
- Hi-yah! - Hah!
Heee!
Hmmm. The crane.
Ha!
The crouching tiger.
The drunken monkey.
Ooh, ooh, ooh ah, ah, ah!
The mad cow.
Motherfucker! Moo!
Aah!
The camel toe.
Yow-hi!
Get the hell out of there, guys!
Come on!
Ray, give me a 180.
OK. Listen. Someone has to go...
and lure him onto that platform.
All right. I'll go.
Cindy, let me...
No, Buddy!
I'm the one he wants.
Actually, I was saying...
let me have your computer if you die.
Oh.
OK. But as soon as he gets there...
you have to get off.
OK.
All right. 180 me.
Hugh Kane, it's me you want!
Come get me!
I'm not afraid anymore!
Show yourself!
Aah! Oh!
Aah!
Ooh.
Dwight, he's here. Do something.
I can't. She's still on the platform.
If I throw the switch, she'll die.
Cindy, get out of there! You'll get killed!
Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Move out of the way!
I'll get her!
Why is he running so slow
Ray! Run faster!
OK!
Throw the switch!
Now you will be mine... forever!
Ray, you saved me.
Are you OK
I'm fine.
I broke my fall.
Ohh. Ah.
Oh.
- Yes! - Yes!
Hey, y'all. What's going on
Shorty, you made it. You're alive!
Yeah. It was traumatic.
It really was...
and it's taking me a while to get over it,
but, you know...
now that we're out of the house and back in school...
I just know that everything's gonna be OK.
Oh, God, will you shut the fuck up
Why couldn't you have just left me there to die
Give me a fucking rope. I'll hang myself.
Here I go. I'm hanging myself.
Hello
Oh, hi, Dad.
Are you having fun on your vacation
Oh, no. Birds are very clean animals.
He's no trouble at all.
Goddamn it!
What the fuck did you put in this birdseed
Oh, Dad, Buddy's here. I got to go.
OK. I love you. Bye.
God, that was a big one.
- Hey, Buddy! - Surprise.
Open chest!
Oh! You got to be quicker than that, pencil dick.
Come on.
Hey, look out. A bee.
Buddy, I've never had anyone...
be so protective of me before.
That's what your man's supposed to do.
Two hot dogs.
Buddy, get him!
Buddy Buddy
I've come back for you.
No! This can't be happening!
Mm-hmm. It is happening.
Now we're gonna be together forever.
Nooooo!
Yes!
Did you hear something
No. I didn't hear nothing.
Ohh.
If you want to go and take a ride wit me
Wit 3 women in the fo wit the gold CD's
Oh, why do I live this way
Hey, must be the money
If you want to go and get high with me
Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie
Oh, why must I feel this way
Hey, must be the money
If you want to go and take a ride wit me
Wit 3 women in the fo with the gold d's
Oh, why do I live this way
Hey, must be the money
If you want to go and get high wit me
Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie
Oh, why must I feel this way
Hey, must be the money
Yo, I know something you don't know
And I got something to tell ya
You won't believe how many people
Straight doubted the flow
Most said that I was a failure
But now the same motherfuckers
Asking me for dough
And I'm yelling, "I can't help ya"
Yo, Nelly, can we get tickets to the next show
Hell, no, you for real
Hey, yo, now that I'm a fly guy
And I fly high
Niggas wanna know why, why I fly by
But, yo, it's all good
Range Rover all wood, do me like you should
Fuck me good, suck me good
We be the stud niggas, wishing you was niggas
Popping like we drug dealers
Sipping crissy, bud making
Honey in the club, me in the Benz
Icy grip telling me to leave
Wit you and your friends
So if shorty wanna knock, we knocking to dis
And if shorty wanna rock, we rocking to dis
And if shorty wanna pop, we popping the cris
Shorty wanna see the ice, then I ice the wrist
City talk, Nelly listen, Nelly talk, city listen
Wanna fuck fly bitches, when I walk, pay attention
See the ice and the glist, niggas staring on the glist
Honeys look, no, they wish
Come on boo, give me kiss, come on
If you want to go and take a ride wit me
Wit 3 women in the fo with the gold d's
Oh, why do I live this way
Hey, must be the money
If you want to go and get high wit me
Smoke a I in the back of the Benzie
Oh, why must I feel this way
Hey, must be the money
She kept it coming, coming
She kept it coming, coming, coming
Hey, what's up, dog Have a seat, peep
What I'm about to tell you real, man
This shit gets real deep
About a week ago or so when I saw you up in the spot
With that chick that was hot
But whatever
To make a long story shorter
She slipped me the number
Though I really didn't wanna, uh-uh
And as the crowd is my witness, believe me
I was minding my own business and she teased me, yeah
She kept buying me and following me, see
And the fact she was exotic wasn't making it easy
She got close to me
I'm like, "Lord forgive me"
No one's around, she went down
Man, you get the picture be
It was hypnotic, and she was so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic and so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
I was in a similar situation
One of my boys once invited me
With his family on a Christmas vacation
I went to Ross and bought a present and everything
- But I kept it - Why
'Cause it looked dope on me
They had a house on the beach in Maui
I had no idea that they were that rich
His mom was a fat bitch
But his sister was hot
I told myself not to touch it
Even though I want to fuck it
I have a history of not listening to me
She walked out in a bikini
Where no one could see me, believe me
- I tried real hard - What happened
Then my dick got real hard
It was hypnotic, and she was so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic and so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic, and she was so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic and so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic and so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic, she was so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic and so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic and so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
It was hypnotic and so erotic
I tried, but I just couldn't stop it
She kept it coming
Ooh, when it's dark outside
All my fears arise
When it's dark outside
All my fears
Sun's gone down, the light's all gone
Big-ass house and we're alone
I hear voices, what I'm-a do
Hear those noises, what I'm-a do
What's my choice here, run like a fool
I'm long gone
- Shh. - What's that sound
Everybody look what's floating round
Not too sure of what I see
All I know is it's scaring me
Ooh, when it's dark outside
All my fears arise
When it's dark outside
All my fears
And just when you think it's over
Some new sound is coming towards me
Getting loud
I hear noises, where I'm-a go
Hear those voices, head for the door
What's my plan Don't know anymore
Something's wrong
- Shh. - What's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
And why won't you let me be
Go right now, you're scaring me
Ooh, when it's dark outside
All my fears arise
When it's dark outside
All my fears
Ooh, when it's dark outside
All my fears arise
When it's dark outside
All my fears
Here's something, so get back
Shorty looking at me like, "Yo, let me hit that"
Footsteps in the dark, whatcha gone do
I was talking to this chicken
Oh. Shit.
Is this a poltergeist or a heist
She robs some
All the jewels, murdering tools
We got some
Like cha-cha
Ready to open up shop
Wreak havoc on the block
Now love it, don't stop
Come on
Ooh, when it's dark outside
All my fears arise
Ooh, when it's dark outside
All my fears arise
When it's dark outside.
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惊声尖笑2
你的最爱之一 很久以前的歌
所以。。。
带上她的包裹，伙计们
给她找个空腿，伙计们
多莉永远不会离开
多莉再也不会离开了
嘿，你们认识这个吗
哦！
现在这才是真的。
啊哈。
摇你的屁股，小心点
摇你的屁股
告诉我你在干什么
全体年轻人注意 球员和皮条客
现在是该去的地方
我想我说过了 你们这些黑鬼
你们这些黑鬼不跟我上床
摇你的屁股
小心点
摇你的屁股
告诉我你在干什么
摇你的屁股
你真差劲。
-呃！ -呃！
哦！
谁把马赶出去的
她很好。
她。。。她病得很重。
坏，坏，坏女孩！
好啊。那是17.5美元。
嘿，伙计！嘿，付车费。
我是麦克菲神父。
我很高兴你能来。
我来的和我一样快 可以，但在我这个年纪。。。
小士兵需要 更多的重击。。。
在开始抽水之前， 如果你知道我的意思。
不过，如果我 挠我的屁眼。。。
就在我释放之前 战争之犬。。。
没关系。我理解。
你知道，因为 在过去。。。
你知道当你。。。
她怎么样
越来越糟了，爸爸。
真的
她不吃，不说话。
那孩子连 让我摸摸她。
对。有时候你有 给他们糖果。
父亲。。。
教会派 我来帮你。
我是哈里斯神父。
-嗨。 -嗨。很高兴见到你。
你想见那个女孩吗
很快。。。
但首先我必须 保佑这房子。
“死亡的悲哀 环绕着我……”
“还有地狱的痛苦 抓住我。”
“我发现…”
“然后我召唤 上帝的名字和…“
“我的灵魂免于死亡。”
哦，天哪。求你了，上帝。
帮我释放这个恶魔。
啊！
谢谢你，上帝 最仁慈的全能者。
哦，等等。
啊！啊，那些炸玉米饼。
哈，哈，哈！
谢谢你，上帝。
啊！
去他妈的。
爸爸！
性交！你看到了吗 看看这个！
求你了，父亲， 想想那个孩子。
性交！
对。
天很冷。
让我们祈祷吧。
“人类的捍卫者…”
“可怜地瞧不起 这是你的仆人。”
把它推到你屁股上，你 一文不值的狗屎。
啊！
安静！
嗯。
“上帝啊…”
你妈妈在 给你，哈里斯。
你愿意吗 留言
我一定会让她明白的。
对。妈妈，你能不能 请离开那里
你不好玩。
我在工作。
回头见，哈里斯太太。
“神圣的主，全能的主 父亲在……”
啊！
“永恒的上帝。。。
“我们的父亲 主耶稣基督。。。
“还有处女 玛丽的小爸爸。
“上帝啊，全能的父亲。。。
“永恒的上帝。。。
“曾经被委托 那个堕落的暴君。。。
“地狱之火。。。
“谁送你的唯一 儿子入世。。。
“为了粉碎那只咆哮的老虎。。。
“谁得到的 邪恶的婊子杰里。。。
“幸存者…”的开场白
操我！操我！
爸爸！
嗯
这不是仪式的一部分。
以父亲的名义， 儿子和圣者。。。
哈，哈，哈！
哦！
干得好， 父亲。全都干净。
哦，太谢谢你了。
好啊。
嘿，嘿，嘿！
你失败了，麦克菲。
你的武器是 对我毫无用处。
让我们祈祷吧。
我们的父亲 天堂的艺术。。。
哈哈！
住手！
愿你的名为圣。
哈哈！
拉上拉链。
你的王国来了。
你妈妈在地狱里吸公鸡。
哈！倒霉！
吸这个。
哦哦！
我让你走了
像一打气球一样让你走
不假思索
我不知道，现在我知道了
太快了
为什么你不能打电话 说你想我
所以你认为你成功了 进入课堂，矮子
我当然希望如此，辛迪。
你可以用分数，嗯
不。我需要一个地方住。
杜克斯妈妈把我赶出去了， 但你知道
我学到了很多东西 在大学里很重要。。。
书籍的价值。
真的
是啊。看这里。
免费纸张。哈哈！妈的，孩子。
是的，所以你 挖掘学院
我不知道。
我想没关系。
我觉得自己像个怪人 不过，有时候。
每个人都很酷， 我。。。不是。
哦，来吧，辛迪。
你没那么坏。
你只需要一个 有点味道。
嗯。也许是新装备。
“装备”
那是“衣服”的俚语
-哦。 -给你。来吧。
我们马上给你降温。
别这样坐着， 首先。
别这样坐着， 儿子。冷静点。
-好的。 -好了，孩子。
感觉你自己，儿子，像那样。
是啊。现在就这样走吧。
休斯敦大学。嗯，是的。
-太酷了。 -是的。
是啊。现在站起来，让 我教你一些动作。
右，左。
呃，儿子。休斯敦大学！
右，左。
好的，踢。
呃，儿子。
呃，心理医生。
扔一点 里面的俚语。
说，“哟，那件夹克是 很紧，儿子。你的意思是“
哟，那件夹克很紧，孩子。
-你是说 -你是说
是啊，差不多吧。
把它们放在一起。
好啊。右，左。
对，踢，呃！
哟，那件夹克很紧。
现在去做那件事， 婊子。你是说
狗屎，狗屎。
哦，伙计。你们这些笨蛋 还没准备好
伙计，放松点，伙计。 我告诉你，
我们马上就到 时间到了，好吧
喂，狗，你们怎么想
塞进或塞出
-出去，伙计。 -出去，伙计。来吧。
毫无疑问。毫无疑问。 我就是这么想的。
你们这些混蛋会准备好的 你不是整晚都在聚会。
来吧，伙计。它 太棒了。
我们太浪费了，伙计！
我自己也有一个小桶。
我一丝不挂地在一桶冰里醒来。
好吧！
是的，伙计。
哦，妈的，雷，你有纹身。
哦，妈的。上面说什么
“雷！”哦，伙计。
哦，妈的，你也有纹身。
哦，真是老兄！
伙计，上面说什么
“操了我。”
哦，亲爱的，伙计。”雷……”
“操了我。”
“雷…” “操了我。”
“雷操了我。”
是啊！哈哈！喔！
什么，伙计
哦。
威奇时刻！哈哈！
来吧。你要付出 我是酵母感染。
嘿，女孩，那个 夹克衫砰的一声关上了。
谢谢。
不过，你最好小心点。
有个女孩得了 鞭打屁股。。。
在被偷的夹克上 今天早些时候。
有些人是如此的贫民区。
下一节课是什么课
心理学。
哦！我也是！101个
-302房间，1000 -就这样！
哦！呃呃！不。 这太过分了。
我有个通灵者 电源在线。
提醒我得到一个 明天的彩票。
哦，别把杆子劈开了。
那是非常非常糟糕的 祝你好运。我的灵媒告诉我。
你真的不相信 在那些东西里，你
是的，我知道。非常地。
这些都是主题吗
是的，先生。我拿走了 自由放置。。。
那些濒临死亡的人 顶级体验。
他们中的任何一个
我相信你是 知道了，教授。。。
接近死亡的受试者 在统计上更有可能。。。
有暗示性 必修的。。。
对于超自然的调查， 这就是为什么，当然。。。
我给了他们特别的 考虑。
噢，好主意，德怀特。
受创伤的胸部 是肯定的。
哦，我喜欢她。
哦，是的，先生。那个 辛迪坎贝尔。。。
经典被抛弃 人格障碍。
她看起来很谨慎，但很愿意。
还有这个
那是雷威尔金斯先生。
我不能完全 找出他。。。
但他似乎非常渴望 很高兴见到我。
这是什么
这张照片是他 在面试后发出。
你在哪里找到这些孩子的
先生，他们都是幸存者。。。
史蒂文斯顿的 县大屠杀。
哦，太棒了！
这些孩子真的 我们需要的催化剂。。。
唤醒灵魂 地狱之家。
先生，我们怎么样 去把他们弄上去
我们会告诉他们。。。
这是班上的一部分。
我们会说。。。请原谅我。。。
他们正在参与 在研究中。。。
睡眠障碍。
我们要 历史，德怀特。。。
第一个记录。。。
无根据的证据 关于死后的生活。
欢迎大家。
我是奥尔德曼教授。
你们每个人 精心挑选。。。
在这个班上。。。
你会得到一个 自动评分“A”。。。
完成后。
现在，今年 学习就是失眠。
我们要花 一起度过周末。。。
我们已经建立了一个 受控环境。。。
我们会研究你的 各种睡眠障碍。
现在，我就过去 方向。。。
-我能做到。 -没有。
-不，德怀特。 -我能做到。
我可以。。。我自己。。。做吧。
现在，你们都应该在那里。。。
今晚6点前计划好 直到星期一。
今晚见。
嘿！
你把书落在后面了。
哦。谢谢。
我是辛迪。
-伙计。 -嘿。
看来我们要 一起过周末。
是啊。
你想聚在一起 学习什么的
学习哈！
那有点糟糕。
哈，哈，哈！
对不起，伙计。
你看起来像个 真是个好人。。。
但我刚从一个 很糟糕的关系。。。
所以我还没准备好 开始约会了。
哦。
但是，嘿，你知道，也许 我们可以成为朋友。
当然。是啊。很酷。 那。。。朋友。
好啊。再见，朋友。
好吧，伙计。
哦！
威奇！待会闻到你的味道！
当我们继续，我们记得
所有的美好时光
我们在一起
当我们的生活改变
随你怎么说
我们还是会的
永远的朋友
嘿！你能闭嘴吗 他妈的。。。
让我唱歌
拉，拉，拉，拉，拉，拉，拉
拉，拉，拉，拉，拉，拉，拉。。。
噢！
你好
哦！
你好
嗨，小家伙。看看你。
小我不小。
我被吊得像头公牛， 女士。过来看。
你见过 鸟迪克这么大
对你来说太多了，嗯，宝贝
是啊。
好吧。走开 那么，甜美的脸颊。
当你回来的时候 想要一些真正的爱。
好啊。
他妈的开玩笑。
你好
啊！
哦，我。。。对不起，孩子。
我吓到你了吗，孩子
哦，对不起。你害怕吗
好吧。我要唱给你听。
上帝在他的圣殿里
更好
我和教授在一起 老年人小组。
我是汉森。我是管理员。
-嗨。 -嗨。
你的是什么 名字，可爱的孩子
我是辛迪。
辛迪。
哦，但是相似之处 是惊人的。
看那薄薄的脸颊 骨头和同样的嘴唇。
相同。。。同样的眼睛。
看看你的头发。
哦，对不起。
你的鼻子是一样的。
挠痒痒，挠痒痒。
鼻涕，鼻涕。
哈，哈，哈！
我带你去房间好吗
哦！哦，太重了。 喔！太重了！
我最好用我强壮的手。
-哦！笨拙的。 -哦！不，没关系。
听着，你有内裤。。。
我能搞定的。
看看。。。哦， 你这里有什么
啊！
别忘了你的牙刷。
哦！
以后会需要的。
好啊。给你。 跟我来，孩子。
-哦，天哪。 -小心我的屁股。
通过。
来吧。这边走。
我们到了。
所以，嗯，你还活着吗 你一个人来
嗯，是的。我们试过了 把它租出去。。。
但人们似乎 想待很长时间。
哈哈！哦，有 老母亲凯恩。。。
那是老凯恩大师。
那是谁
那是凯恩爸爸。
哦。
哦，他很可爱。
哦，是的。
那是主人的 最喜欢的玩具。
我不知道 就在外面。
我发誓。有时我想。。。
这些玩具有一个 他们自己的想法。
噢！噢！
这边走。
哦，不，不，不。不 那个房间，亲爱的。
不，那是主人的 女主人的房间。
是的，他有点 有点像角球。
不，你去留下来 就在这里。
这是属于你的房间 为了他一生的爱。。。
他的妻子卡罗琳。
我给你看。
哦！注意。我的范妮 通过。
小心点。给范妮腾出地方。
哦，哇！很漂亮。
好吧，谢谢你，孩子。
你知道，我有 一直在锻炼。
我一直在做我的发髻 每天都有破坏者。
我挤得很紧， 然后我就松手了。
我挤得很紧。。。
然后让 放松。[放屁]
哦！
好啊。哦！
哦，是的。
看看这个。
卡罗琳看起来很漂亮 穿着那件衣服。
事实上，她总是 看起来她最好。
你知道她 用来娱乐。。。
为了皇室和 普通人和。。。
甚至总统 美国。
电子战。
哦！
哦，别害怕，孩子。
这只是基茨先生。
他是主人的 最喜欢的宠物。
他在家里 世世代代。
看看他。他 一天都没变老。
好吧，孩子，我想 我请假。
如果有 你需要什么都行。
是的，尽你所能 看，教授。。。
我把一切都处理好了。。。
包括医疗用品 以及血液储存。
我们想要安全。
这些照相机都是吗 整个房子
是的，先生。我想 那将是最好的。
所以如果我们中的一个 小山雀。。。
要洗个澡。。。
我要哪个按钮 按此处查看特写
那个。
这个[哔声]
哈！
对不起，教授。。。
但是你的客人 开始到达。。。
晚餐会 马上送达。
好啊。谢谢，勤杂工。
我实际上是管理员。
哦，不是吗 很酷的新溜冰鞋
现在，你小心点。
不想摔倒 打破一些东西。
哦，真有趣。 真有趣。
让我帮你一把。
嗯，那。。。那是 你真是太好了。
你给我怎么样 起来鼓掌
你为什么不把我抬起来
哦！好啊。我知道你在哪 和这个一起去。
你看起来很面熟。 你在“跺脚”吗
嘿，你可以吻我的砂砾。
我想我会更大 现在就走开。
走开。
嗯，我去 换钱吃饭。
-好的。 -一会儿见。
听起来不错。
我就跑上楼去 穿上我的慢跑服。
我马上下来。
嘿！
嘿，小家伙 家伙。你怎么样
滚开，四只眼。
请再说一遍
我说，“滚开，四只眼。”
哦，我应该揍你一顿。
嘿！嘿！嘿！
放松点，孩子。只是一只鸟。
你好，小鸟。波莉 想吃饼干
波莉想要你的 妈妈真可爱。
波莉对我说了什么
我说，“波莉想要 你妈妈真可爱。”
你不是在说话 关于我妈妈，儿子。
你不认识我妈妈，儿子。
是的，我认识你妈妈。我 昨晚和她上床了。
你想要牛肉 我要操你！
哦！我在发抖。我在发抖。
现在，操这个。
我来处理这个 像个绅士似的。
喂，拿着我的牙，孩子。
是啊，来吧，婊子。
你和那个“欢迎 回来，科特的发型。
想要我的一片 来吧。带上它。
什么，你这个硬骨头 给我一些。
-快点，婊子。 -不，不。什么
你要谈谈， 儿子，那就做吧。
来吧，娘娘腔。让 我离开这里。
我会把你搞砸的。
嗨，伙计们。
-嘿。 -嘿。
嘿，伙计。
-嗨，辛。 -你怎么样
打开箱子！
来吧。你一定是 比那快一杯。
哦！哦！
嘿，伙计们。
-嘿！ -你怎么样
好吧，你们只是 坐在那里。。。
张开嘴。。。
或者有人会 给我一个座位
哦！
噢！
我给你热身了。
这是家里最好的座位。
次优。
电子战。
教授，这是 同一栋房子。。。
一个年轻女孩 被恶魔附身。。。
或者别的什么
是的，有报道但是 从未证实过。
好吧。嗯，呃。。。
谁想吃开胃菜
-哦，是的。 -是的。
这就是我喜欢听到的。
嘿，这些面包看起来不错。
哦，是的。。。
它们又软又暖和。
-雷！ -哦，对不起。我的错。
这些很好吃。
谢谢你，我的孩子。
我亲手做的。
好啊！
给你。我认为 taters就快结束了。
我就给他们 在这里快速搅拌一下。
好的，现在。挖进去。
好吧。
现在是吃火鸡的时候了。
哦，多漂亮的鸟啊。
-不！ -不，伙计！
嘿！嘿！嘿，伙计。
你为什么不放松一下。。。
让我来帮你
-是的。 -别碰那只小手。
我很乐意，但是 一个不错的年轻人。
让我给你一个 有点紧。
来吧。
去他妈的！
你知道，很多人。。。
有点害怕。。。
关于做火鸡，但是。。。
真的很简单。
你只要知道 火鸡的解剖。。。
它有，在这里。。。
最小的 小臭洞。。。
但它足够大了 为了得到你的手。。。
就在里面。
休斯敦大学！
把他妈的塞出去。
我把它全煮了 吉布斯。。。
阴茎和金妮。。。
现在，很多人喜欢 给他们的火鸡涂上黄油。。。
但我用这个。
我这样舔。。。
进入这个小。。。
海妮。。。何海妮。。。
很好很好。
我不知道 该死的是。。。
但我还是会舔的。
上下。。。
然后我喜欢 就在那里。。。
希瓦塔！
我买了一个。
我要把它取下来。。。
然后砰！真是太棒了 有点高。
好吧。我想 差不多。。。
准备好了。
然后我们带来 放在桌子上。
嗯，很好。
好吧。
准备好做翅膀的人
你的还是火鸡的
哈，哈，哈！
我只是觉得很有趣。
我知道你想要什么。
腿怎么样
喔！
两个哈哈怎么样！
我拿一下怎么样 这两条腿。。。
把他们推到右边 上你的屁股。。。
一直到膝盖！
德怀特。德怀特，放松。
汉森。。。
请问您在吗 菜单上的东西。。。
你还没有 亲自准备
嗯，我点了甜点。
好吧！
腾出空间。
派来了。
好吧。好啊。嗯。
谁想要第一个 一块馅饼
我看到你在看 第一件。
哦，太好了。
嗯，嗯。把这个传给她。
谢谢您。
很好。
我的细菌。
哈，哈，哈！
我的细菌。
哈，哈，哈！我的 细菌！哈，哈，哈！
嘿。。。
来和我玩吧。
来玩吧。
哈哈！
你好
哦！
辛迪。。。辛迪。
是谁
我想帮你，辛迪。
你是谁
你有危险，辛迪。
我想帮你。
帮我看看谁有危险
去音乐室看看。
你在哪
去他妈的音乐室看看！
嘿，辛迪，快点想！
哦！啊！啊！
伙计，你真差劲！
哦。
伙计。。。
关于友谊的事。。。
是啊，我觉得很酷 有一个女孩做朋友。
就这样，伙计。
我是个女孩。
你不能对我这么粗暴。
好吧，那他妈的 我们应该这么做吗
温和的东西。
你知道，喜欢聊天。。。
分享秘密和 过去的经历。
你知道，像这样的东西。
听起来有点像同性恋。
我想既然你是 女孩没事的。
-是的。不会有事的。 -好吧。
嘿，听着。你能来吗 跟我看看
当然。我们可以练习 我们的谈话。
是啊。确切地。
我想告诉你 关于这件事。。。
发生在我身上的事 我上高中的时候。
真的发生了什么
这个西班牙辣妹 舔我的坚果。。。
伙计！
不，不。这是最好的部分。
哦，天哪。看。
哦，伙计！某人的 在抹布上！
嘘！
他们一直领先 去书柜。
上帝啊。
一定是个秘密 学习什么的。
真的。
哦，天哪。
上面说休凯恩 他的情妇。。。
在这房子里被谋杀了。
哇哦。看看这个。
这一定是他的妻子。
哦，天哪。她看起来 就像你一样。
你认为
-她真漂亮。 -是的。
实际上，她 头发没有。。。
和你的一样多。。。
她的皮肤也不像 也和你一样油腻。
还有，有时候你的眼睛 有点歪。。。
你看起来像你 可能有唐氏综合症。
不过，除此之外 相似是不可思议的。
真的
而且，她的乳头也很完美。
它们不尖或者 很有趣看起来像你的。。。
或者间隔太远。
好啊！够了！
上帝啊。
哦，天哪，看看这个。
“卡罗琳。”
一定是她的。
哦，天哪。
好吧。让我们 离开这里。
这个地方让我毛骨悚然。
好啊。抓住胸部。
哦，谢谢。
-伙计！ -什么
-我指的是胸部。 -是的。
什么。。。
嘿。
很好。
嗯哼。。。
嗯。。。嗯。
哦！
哦！好啊！
你好！
如果我知道，我会的 已经打扮好了！
我希望你是 也打扮得漂漂亮亮的。
快上去！快点！
哦，你想要这个
哦，是的。哦，是的。
就这样，爸爸。
你想怎么拿就怎么拿。
把它给我！把它给我！
哦，是的！哦，是的！
是啊！
过来！
快点！
古怪是我的中间名，婊子！
哦，是的！
那是最好的 我曾经拥有的。
哦。休伊凯恩夫人。
嗯
那不只是 给它打个电话
哈哈！嗯。。。宝贝
你要去哪里
打电话给我！
让我们做些奇怪的事。
嘻嘻！像什么，雷
我不知道。
你为什么不跟我说脏话
我不知道该说什么，雷。
来吧。就这样 有什么事。
哦，雷，你为什么 让我很难过
来吧。因为 你是个坏女孩。
好啊。
我要做这个。
是啊。干吧。
我要把这个变成我的。
嗯。都是你的。哦，是的。
我要尿在你脸上。。。
然后我会 嘴里放个屁。
是啊！然后我会 墙上都是屎，雷！
哦！
嘿！
太脏了
你好
哦，嘿，凯蒂，凯蒂。
嗨，小家伙。
啊！啊！啊！
好啊。好啊。
没关系，猫。
我想我知道为什么 你疯了，猫先生。
我不是故意去拉屎的 在你的垃圾箱里。
救命啊！我的女人疯了！
啊！啊！
哈，哈，哈！
啊！
哦！啊！啊！
好啊。你想要我的一部分
嗯
是啊！你觉得怎么样 那，小猫咪
快点！
是啊！是啊！快点！
啊！哦！
你只有这些吗
啊，来吧！
给我你最好的机会！
我告诉你，教授。。。
它被附身了。
西奥，你看到这个动物了吗
不，我没有。
我听到了所有的骚动。。。
但当我 进去了。。。
我想它不见了。
嗯哼。
你觉得我 是我自己干的
不，我只想说 我们知道猫。。。
很有地域性 动物。。。
很可能 它确实攻击了。。。
但这并不意味着 它被附身了。
也许你们俩应该 一起睡吧。
你得到了什么 在，教授
我只是说如果 事实上这只猫确实攻击了。。。
它不太可能回来 如果你们两个。。。
假设。。。一起。
哦，得了吧，这是我的大学。
是时候给你了 两个来做实验。
我不认为我们会 在这里能得到很多帮助。
哦，事实上，恰恰相反。。。
我会非常高兴的 带你穿过它。
来吧，辛。
我会确保你 穿好衣服。
好主意。
不要忘记亲吻 彼此晚安。
发生了什么事 在这房子里，教授。
我没有疯！
啊！
1, 2...
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
9，布兰登，10。。。
11，布兰登，过来 开始！跟我一起数数！
嘿，你。嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿！
过来一下。 哈，哈，哈，哈！
过来。
哈，哈，哈，哈！
躲猫猫！哈，哈，哈，哈！
来吧，我们玩吧！
这是个有趣的游戏，哈
嘿，你在干什么
雷叔叔有个游戏。
嘿，抓住你的手指 离开那里。
痒，痒， 痒，痒。。。
啊！啊！
你想和雷叔叔一起玩
躲猫猫！哈，哈，哈，哈！
啊！啊！救命啊！
啊！
哦，天哪！
雷：这里有点 气球动物。
达，达，达，达，达 爸，爸，爸，爸！
哦！
辛迪，画外音“我可以 再也不能和他住在一起了。”
“他正在变成一个怪物。”
“我怀疑他是 有外遇。”
“我相信他和 我们的保姆维多利亚。”
“这一定是他 把她留在身边……”
“因为我们没有孩子。”
辛迪。。。
我想让你知道 发生了什么事，辛迪。
你好，辛迪。
你好，教授。
我认为你不是 又生我的气了。
我不会那么做的 远点，教授。
为什么你不放松一下
嘿！
呃，呃。。。
啊哈。
哈哈。
啊哈。
我想她开始了 怀疑某事。
谁
你妻子。
啊！
哦，天哪。
就发生在这里。
什么
她回家了。
-她看见他们了！ -看到了谁
我在房间里 读她的日记。
然后我找到了这个 在壁橱里穿衣服。
我只记得这些。
你呢，雷
哦，我星期五买的。
我刚下来 去买香蕉。
妈的很热，对吧
你是一株很好的小植物。
你喝了这么多 一点点水。。。
所以你可以长大成为 很好的强壮的卡隆植物。
对。对。
然后你就会被熏死 所有的说唱歌手。。。
使他们成为一个整体 很多蠢货。。。
搞砸了他们的事业。
是的，你会的。
晚安，宝贝。
我要抢了 今晚的婊子。
锁定记录显示。。。
嘻哈圣诞节。
你会得到这样的经典。。。
就像“圣诞老人是 来吧，妈妈们……”
那是狗屎，孩子！
“我梦想着 白人妇女……”
谁能忘记 “冷淡的笨蛋”
“我所有的 想要过圣诞节。。。
指控撤销了吗……”
“烤鹿茸 在明火上……”
“乘坐My&apos；64的雪橇…”
“下注，婊子， 这是圣诞节……”
还有更多！
哟，我要买 他妈的，孩子！
只有19美元。95。。。
啊！
对不起！我不是说 抽你亲戚的烟！
拜托！不！
我不是一个人做的！
惠特尼和鲍比帮了我！
拜托！帮助我！
啊！妈的，儿子！
等待！不！拜托！
哦！哦，妈的，儿子！
哦，该死！
哦，天哪！
啊！哦，该死！我闻到 有东西在燃烧！
哦，住手！是我！
我有个主意！
哦，等等！
等等，小矮子！
不要救我。
我越来越兴奋了 他妈的！
托克，托克，托克，托克！
把它拿到头上！ 把它拿到头上！
哦，你拿它当婊子。
把矮子放下。。。
我会给你 Funyons和Cheetos。
哦，该死！
这狗屎烧了 不止烫发！
啊！
哈，哈，哈！
那里有很多 该死的。。。
在这房子里。
这个故事还有很多 比教授告诉我们的还要多。
昨晚，我发现 一间密室。。。
我发现了这些 剪报。。。
关于休凯恩。
他是个非常邪恶的人。
我发现了一张照片 他的妻子。
哦，天哪！她看起来 就像你一样。
你认为
她没有 许多分叉。。。
她的皮肤 和你一样油腻。
哦，是的。是啊。
有时候你会这么做 用你的眼睛眯起东西。
你好像摔倒了 综合症什么的。
哦，是的，你们 看起来很像。。。
除了她有一些 完美的胸部。。。
你的看起来像他们 老猩猩乳头。
哈，哈，哈，哈，哈！妈的，儿子！
我会给你全部的 纳尔逊，舔他们。
哈，哈，哈，哈！
好啊！够了！
不管怎样，我想 她杀了他。。。
现在他想要我。
是啊。对，婊子。
早上好，德怀特。 我来帮你。
我不需要你的帮助。
我可以自己做。
啊！
好啊。教授，呃， 我们得谈谈。
怎么了，德怀特
我认为你应该考虑…
缩短实验时间。
什么
这场闹剧越来越多了 越来越暴力。
我想我们都是 这里有危险。。。
我必须把 我的脚。。。
站起来支持 我所相信的。。。
说我们已经 拔掉插头。
哇，哇，哇， 哇，哇，德怀特。
我说当我们拔掉插头的时候。
我们已经到了边缘 伟大的。。。
我离你这么近 去上床。
现在，公共汽车星期一到。
在那之前没有人离开。
这是大门的钥匙。
没有人能接近他们。
是的，先生。
伙计们，我想教授 做点什么。
我听到德怀特说 教授。。。
可能会有一场闹剧 在房子里。。。
我们可以 所有人都有危险！
哦，不，儿子！不是 好斗的家伙！
什么是闹着玩的
我要离开这里。
不，我们哪儿也去不了。 大门是锁着的。
德怀特是唯一一个 谁有钥匙。
-宝贝，拿我的凡士林来。 -我会处理。。。
拿我的凡士林，一根香蕉， 还有一些胶带。
我要打断他的腿。
我要去他妈的 小瘸子起来！
伙计们，给我五个 和他单独呆几分钟。
我去拿钥匙。
你好，德怀特。
哦。
嗨，西奥。
你在做什么
呃，只是个小实验。
哦。工作，工作，工作。
你就是这么做的吗
嗯，有很多 参与这个项目。
你知道，教授。。。
可能每个人都有 否则就被愚弄了。。。
但我知道是谁 真正的头脑。。。
这次行动的幕后黑手是。
哦，是的，你知道，嗯
嗯。那是什么 让我对你很反感。
你真聪明。
啊。
还有那些性感的眼睛。
哈哈。哦！
我为什么不 一些音乐，嗯
是啊。音乐。
什么。。。
你知道，德怀特。。。
我听说你是唯一。。。
谁有大门的钥匙。
呃。。。
哈。那是真的。它是。我。。。
对的。
如果…怎么办。。。
我想借那些钥匙
哦，亲爱的天堂之神。
一、 …耶，我可以。
哦，来吧。对， 你可以的，宝贝。
-没有。 -拜托，我是说。。。
看。你帮我 把钥匙给我。。。
我会帮忙的 给你。。。[拉链]
嘿，等等，等等，等等！哇哦！
嘿，我不需要 你的帮助，好吧，女士
我可以自己做。
呜呼！
嘿，看！
我在扔我自己的沙拉！
噢！
哦。
所以这是你的密室。
好。。。
这只是&apos；不会 现在就工作，是吗
哦，教授。
过来。
啊哈！
这边，你这个大块头。
啊哼。
我们见过面吗
跟着我。
你在玩小游戏吗
你在哪
过来，宝贝。
哈，哈，哈，哈！
不！
啊！
-大家都在吗 -是的。
好吧。我们走吧。
-哦！ -哦，妈的，儿子！
他不会让 我们离开这里！
他会杀了我们！
哦，看。火箭科学家。
好吧。快点。所有人 去实验室。
快走！快点！快点！
你们都被操了！
锁上门。
好啊。我们必须摧毁它。
太棒了。
我们要怎么毁灭 我们看不到的
我得到了它！
我们将剃掉 阴毛。。。
穿上洗发水 两个星期！
不，听着。听。
我们要用这些枪。
它们发出一串 集中能量。。。
会损坏 胞质细胞。。。
消灭鬼魂。
现在，已经没有弹药了。
保存它。明智地使用它。
-闭嘴。 -噢！
哈，哈，哈，哈！
嘿！嘿！嘿！保存 你的弹药。
我的错。
好吧。现在， 唯一的办法。。。
我们将能够 追踪这些鬼魂。。。
如果我们都是 戴着这个。
这些是热护目镜。
他们致力于 体温原理。
他们是如此强大， 他们能发现。。。
任何身体上的 液体已经。。。
即使他们 被擦干净了。
什么
电子战。
我的眼镜歪了吗
听着，那个鬼 可能看不见。。。
但我们有优势 被武装起来。。。
最老练的 高科技设备。。。
为人所知。
我们如何保持联系 彼此之间
有吗 对讲机
不，我们有这些。
那是迪克西杯。
嗯，我们有点跑了 资金短缺。。。
在枪和护目镜之后。
好吧。现在让我们分开吧。
呃呃！呃呃！呃呃！
现在等一下！等等！
为什么每次都有 可怕的事发生了。。。
我们需要 团结一致。。。
你们白人总是 说“让我们分开”
她说得对。我们应该 团结一致。
对！我就是这么说的！
她说得对。
好啊。你们三个，跟我来。
不是那个婊子
我们都会死的，你们。
啊。你听到了吗
见鬼，是的。
哦！在哪里&apos；s Shorty
我不知道。
矮子！
哦。
该死。
好吧。你 就在这里等着。
我马上回来。
-好的。 -好吧。
-哇哦。 -这是什么
我不知道。
看起来像是火炉房。
-我们走吧。 -不，等等。
在那篇报纸文章里。。。
据说休凯恩 在熔炉里被杀死。
哦，哇哦。看看这个。
有那么多灰烬，伙计。
你在做什么
别动。
啊！
我们分手吧。我会见面的 你在另一端。
-好的。 -等等。
祝你好运。
我爱你！
啊！
-哦，矮子！ -辛迪！
有个怪物在追我。
我们该怎么办
-我明白了！ -是的
哦！
矮子！
啊！
该死。为什么 小婊子。。。
必须带上它 他妈的在这儿
好啊。嗯，也许 她赢了，没看见我。
快来人帮帮我！布伦达！
妈的，她看见我了。
好啊。好啊。
哦！啊！
哦！
谢谢你，上帝！
啊！
好啊。现在就让那狗屎。。。
只是残害了她 白屁股离开。
该死的，婊子，快死吧！
哦，天哪，布伦达！ 我们会死的！
如果是你。。。
如果你刚刚 他妈的闭嘴！
它来了！
这是怎么一回事
是怪物吗 是怪物吗
辛蒂
这是一具骷髅。 这是骨头。
你能逃走吗 卡莉斯塔弗洛克哈特
闭嘴。
哈，哈，哈！
看。他现在疯了。
对不起，骷髅先生。在这里。
哈！明白了！心理医生！
祝你旅途愉快。
哈，哈，哈！
嘿，女孩，我有个主意。
来吧。
骷髅哈哈。很有趣。
喔！
哦！
哈，哈，哈！
现在离开这里！
有人会抓住的 蠢货。。。
当我回来的时候。
哦，布伦达，你真勇敢。
你知道，你真的是 我最好的朋友，辛迪。
你们还好吧
-是的。 -拜托。
它需要的不仅仅是一点点 一袋骨头吓唬我。
威奇！
哈，哈，哈！
鬼魂有兄弟！
啊！我的屁股！
布伦达，做点什么！
好啊！
啊！
我以为我是 你最好的朋友。
是。
我会想你的，女孩！
拿我的枪！
哦！
你没事吧
哦。
哦，天哪，你在流血。
来吧。我想那是 实验室的急救箱。
来吧。
哦！
休伊。。。宝贝。。。
你在哪里
我的爱人你在吗
休伊宝贝！
宝贝，我要和你谈谈。
-不，走开！ -宝贝哦！
离我远点！
来吧，宝贝。我们 能解决这个问题。
我是说，如果我们 团结一致。。。
没有人能伤害我们，亲爱的。
那只是一个战利品！
噢！哦！噢！哦！
啊！
为什么你不跟我说话
因为你给了我螃蟹。
啊！
你是最弱的 链接。再见！
啊！
哦。嘿。
你好啊，哈，哈！
啊！
不，不。不接吻。 不要接吻。
不，把这个打开。 开着这个。
你看起来很漂亮 就这样。
是啊。是啊。哦！哦！
哦，该死！
哦！
不，不，不。
别搞砸了。哦。
我一直在想 整个友谊的事情。
我从未有过朋友。。。
像你这样关心我的人。
我是说，雷。。。
但他关心我 以另一种方式。。。
你知道，就像 给我送花。。。
帮我洗洗澡水。
在那里&apos；的夜晚 我醒来时尖叫着。。。
我回头一看，雷 在我的床上抱着我。
不管怎样。。。
今晚会怎样 我们在一起的最后一晚。。。
我在想。。。
我们应该 友谊再远一点。
-是的。 -哦，伙计！
我在想 完全一样。
这可能是我们的 昨晚活着。。。
我想 充分利用它。
我也在想同样的事！
我想表现出来 我们内心深处的幻想。
哦，太好了。
就像。。。
我一直想要 在月球上行走。
嗯
Buuuuudyyyy。
哈，哈，哈！
你呢，伙计 你想做什么
好。。。
他在这里。
哦！
啊！啊！啊！
哦，天哪。他把我们锁在里面。
你应该求助。
你好！你好。你能听到我说话吗
进来！进来！
收到！你收到了吗
我们这里有情况！
断路器！
哦，天哪。
他们听不见我说话！
一定是这些墙 或者别的什么。
好啊。好吧。
你呆在下面。 我去楼上看看。
好啊。
噢！
啊！
-你需要帮助还是。。。 -不！
好啊。
你觉得我长什么样
只是想和蔼可亲。
掩护我！
你想让我做什么
掩护我！
不是真的。仪表板 蛇行！
他们教我。。。
商船队。两年。
花了两年时间 我的肚子在岘港。
-是的。 -看！
看。看看是什么 跛子在干什么。
哦，妈的。
哎哟哎哟！
听着，我知道你很骄傲。 让我帮你起来。。。
退后一点，糖果裤！
好的。
哦，我们该怎么办
我很冷。
我感觉不到 身体，我好冷。
伙计，你能感觉到吗
不。
再高一点。
那怎么办
嗯，嗯。
继续摩擦。哦。
哦，伙计，我不知道 认为我。。。
辛迪，求你了！它是 生死攸关的事。
我问你。。。
以爱的名义。
好的，伙计。
以爱的名义。
哦。
嗯。哦。
哦，辛迪。。。
我不知道有多少 我能坚持的时间更长。
不要说再见。
你要离开这里。。。
你会继续。。。
你将 很多小宝宝。
而你将 像个老人一样死去。。。
老头子。
在他的床上暖和。
-不在这里！ -没有。
-不是这样的！ -阿门。
-你明白我的意思吗 -哦，是的。
来这房子 是最好的。。。
我从没遇到过这种事。
哦，我也是。
为此。。。我 我真的很感激。
哦，不要放手。
从未！我永远不会放手！
-我觉得很虚弱。 -伙计！
-I&apos；m通讯。。。 -回来！
啊！
好吧，德怀特哈特曼。。。
是你发光的时候了。
好吧。来吧。
来吧，凯恩。
展示你自己！
看。我甚至不需要 我的热护目镜。
啊！
哈，哈，哈！
哦！
啊！
啊。啊。
噢！
没错，妈妈。。。
哈，哈，哈！
哇哦！
哎哟哎哟！
哈，哈，哈！
啊！
嘿，凯恩，你饿了
来一点怎么样 这个点心
哈哈！
啊！
哦。哦。不，噢。
哦哦哦。
明白了！
啊啊！
我知道你在想什么。
我开了3枪还是117枪
你觉得幸运吗。。。
朋克
你…吗。。。感到幸运
你觉得幸运吗，朋克
开枪打我，混蛋！
好啊。好的。
做你最好的动作，屁股咬。
-拉亚！ -啊！
哦。哇哦！
哇哦！
喔！
啊！
休斯敦大学。
救命啊！
在这里。握住我的手。
啊！
来吧。
你会摔倒的，除非 你牵着我的手。。。
不，把你的另一只手给我。
不，我的另一只手 不够强壮。
你牵着我的小手。
不！离我远点！
拿着它！抓住我的手！
啊！
是的。
不。
不，为什么是我
不，来吧。不。
我为你服务很好。 别这样对我。
不，拜托。拜托，不要。
好几个。。。啊！
好的，伙计。
是时候让我们 离开这里。
罗杰。罗杰。进来，罗杰。
雷，我是辛迪。
我不想和辛迪说话。
我想和罗杰谈谈。
罗杰，你在哪，伙计 别胡闹了。
雷，听着。这个 鬼魂就要来了。
他差点抓住我们。 巴迪受伤了。
-您的位置是什么 -我就在你后面。
雷，感谢上帝。好啊。 在哪里&apos；s Shorty
我不。。。我不知道。
他刚才还在这里。
听着，你去帮忙 实验室里的伙伴。
-我去楼上看看。 -好吧。
嗯。闻起来很香。
你好，辛迪。
对辛迪说你好，矮子。
你好。。。辛迪。
小矮子，你没事吧
跟我说！
吗啡氯仿
马镇静剂 你给他下药了！
我没有。那&apos；s 他所有的东西。
耶！
好吧，矮子。
谁准备好主菜了
我！我。
哦，汉森，求你了。
不，哦。
卧槽
家里有甲虫汁。
这是你的大脑 关于毒品。嘿！
哦。
哦，妈的，孩子。
啊！
哦。
矮子！
抓住我了。
辛迪，发生了什么事
是汉森。他着魔了。
让我们抓住他。
喔！
啊。
天使风格！
嗨，耶！
啊！
打我的婊子
啊！
休斯敦大学！
喔！好啊。
喝倒采！
来吧。
啊！
-哦！ -啊！
打我的婊子
啊！
好啊。
啊啊啊。。。
哦，不！
哦！
哦。
嘿，嘿，嘿！哦！
啊！
嗨，易！
啊！
喔！
喔！哦！哦！
哦！
哦。
倒霉。
啊！
你还好吧，德怀特
一、。。。我感觉不到我的腿。
啊！我感觉不到我的腿！
你永远不可能。
你别插手，好吗
听着。
你得到其他人和 在楼上等我们。
-好吧 -好的。
你留在这里。
雷雷，我需要你的 救命啊。把你的腰带给我。
-嗨，耶！ -哈！
嘿！
嗯。起重机。
哈！
卧虎藏虎。
喝醉的猴子。
哦，哦，哦，啊，啊，啊！
疯牛。
混蛋！哞！
啊！
骆驼趾。
你好！
滚开，伙计们！
快点！
雷，给我180。
好啊。听。某人 得走了。。。
把他引上那个平台。
好吧。我去。
辛迪，让我。。。
不，伙计！
我是他想要的人。
实际上，我是说。。。
我要你的 电脑如果你死了。
哦。
好啊。但只要 他到了那里。。。
你得下车。
好啊。
好吧。180我。
休凯恩，你要的是我！
来抓我！
我不再害怕了！
展示你自己！
啊！哦！
啊！
哦。
德怀特，他来了。 做点什么。
我不能。她还在 在站台上。
如果我把 她会死的。
辛迪，出去！ 你会被杀的！
啊！
哈，哈，哈！
让开！
我去抓她！
他为什么跑得这么慢
雷！快跑！
好啊！
扔开关！
现在你会 我的。。。永远！
雷，你救了我。
你还好吗
我很好。
我摔断了。
哦。啊。
哦。
-是的！ -是的！
嘿，各位。发生什么事
矮子，你做的 它。你还活着！
是啊。很痛苦。
真的是。。。
我需要一个 为了克服它，
但是，你知道。。。
现在我们已经退出了 回到学校。。。
我只是知道 一切都会好起来的。
哦，天哪，你愿意吗 他妈的闭嘴
为什么你不能 把我留在那里等死
给我一根该死的绳子。 我要吊死自己。
给你。我上吊自杀了。
你好
哦，嗨，爸爸。
你玩得开心吗 你度假的时候
哦，不。鸟是 非常干净的动物。
他一点也不麻烦。
该死的！
你他妈的做了什么 把这个鸟食放进去
哦，爸爸，伙计的 在这里。我得走了。
好啊。我爱你。再见。
天哪，那真是个大问题。
-嘿，伙计！ -惊喜。
打开箱子！
哦！你得快点 还有铅笔头。
来吧。
嘿，小心点。一只蜜蜂。
伙计，我从来没有人。。。
以前要好好保护我。
那就是你的男人 应该可以的。
两个热狗。
字幕译制-贝支子-
伙计，抓住他！
伙计伙计
我回来找你了。
不！这不可能发生！
嗯。这是真的。
现在我们要 永远在一起。
不！
对！
你听到什么了吗
不，我什么也没听到。
哦。
如果你想去的话 带我去兜风
里面有三个女人吗 你有金唱片吗
哦，我为什么要这样生活
嘿，一定是钱吗
如果你想去的话 跟我上床
在里面抽烟 奔驰车后面
哦，我为什么要这样想
嘿，一定是钱吗
如果你想去的话 带我去兜风
里面有三个女人吗 带着金色的d
哦，我为什么要这样生活
嘿，一定是钱吗
如果你想去 和我玩得开心点
在里面抽烟 奔驰车后面
哦，我为什么要这样想
嘿，一定是钱吗
哟，我知道什么 你不知道
我有话要告诉你吗
你不会相信吗 有多少人
直怀疑流
大多数人说我是个失败者
但现在还是那些混蛋
问我要面团
我在喊 "我帮不了你”
嘿，耐莉，我们能去吗 下一场演出的票
天哪，不，你是真的吗
嘿，哟，现在我是个飞的人了
我飞得很高
黑鬼想知道吗 为什么，为什么我要飞过
但是，哟，一切都好吗
路虎揽胜全木 我喜欢你吗
操我好，吸我好
我们是个大黑鬼 希望你是黑鬼
像我们毒贩那样突然出现
啜饮着克里斯，做着花蕾
亲爱的在俱乐部 我在奔驰
冰冷的握拳让我离开
你和你的朋友
如果矮子想敲门 我们去找迪丝
如果矮子想 摇滚乐，我们摇滚乐
如果小矮子想来个流行音乐 我们来开玩笑吧
小矮子想看冰吗 那我的手腕结冰了
城市对话，耐莉，听着 耐莉说话，城市听着
想去死苍蝇吗 当我走路的时候，注意吗
看到冰和闪光了吗 黑鬼盯着闪光
亲爱的听着，不，他们希望这样吗
来吧，布，给我 我吻你，来吧
如果你想去的话 跟我搭便车
里面有三个女人吗 带着金色的d
哦，我为什么要这样生活
嘿，一定是钱吗
如果你想去 和我玩得开心点
在里面抽烟 奔驰车后面
哦，我为什么要这样想
嘿，一定是钱吗
她一直来，来
她不停地来 来了，来了
嘿，怎么了，狗 请坐，小便
我要做什么 告诉你真的，伙计
这狗屎真的很深
大约一周前还是什么时候 我在现场看到你了
和那个辣妹在一起
但怎么了
把一个长话短说
她把号码给我了
虽然我真的 不想，呃呃
既然人群是我的 证人，相信我吗
我在管自己的事 她取笑我，是吗
她一直在收买我 跟着我，明白吗
她有异国情调 不容易吗
她靠近我了
我就像“上帝原谅我”
没人在附近，她下去了
伙计，你明白了吗
那是催眠药，然后呢 她那么性感
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠和如此色情
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
我也遇到过类似的情况
我的一个儿子曾经邀请过我
和他的家人在一起 圣诞节假期
我去找罗斯买的 礼物什么的
-但我留着-为什么
'因为我身上有毒品
他们有房子吗 毛伊岛的海滩
我不知道 他们那么有钱
他妈妈是个胖婊子
但他妹妹很性感
我告诉自己不要碰它
即使我想做爱
我有过 没听我说
她穿着比基尼出门
哪里没有人可以 看到我了，相信我吗
-我努力了 -怎么了
然后我的老二变得很难了
那是催眠药，然后呢 她那么性感
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠和如此色情
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
是催眠药，然后呢 她那么性感
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠和如此色情
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠和如此色情
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠的 她那么性感
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠和如此色情
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠和如此色情
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
它是催眠和如此色情
我试过了，但我只是 无法阻止
她一直这样
哦，外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧都出现了
外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧
太阳下山了 光都没了
大房子，我们一个人
我听到声音，我在做什么
听到那些声音了吗 我是做什么的
我在这里有什么选择 像个傻瓜一样跑
我早就走了
-嘘 -那是什么声音
大家看什么 飘来飘去
不太清楚我看到了什么
我只知道它吓到我了
哦，外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧都出现了
外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧
你什么时候 你觉得结束了吗
有新声音吗 向我走来
大声点
我听到噪音，我要去哪里
听到那些声音了吗 去开门
我的计划是什么 不知道了
出什么事了
-嘘 -那是什么声音
大家都看怎么回事
你为什么不让我去
现在走，你吓到我了
哦，外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧都出现了
外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧
哦，外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧都出现了
外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧
这里有东西，回来吗
矮子看着我像 "喂，让我打那个“
黑暗中的脚步声 你去干什么
我在和这只鸡说话
哦。妈的
这是闹剧吗 或者是抢劫
她偷了一些
所有的珠宝，杀人工具
我们有吗
喜欢茶茶吗
准备好开店了吗
对街区造成严重破坏
现在爱它，不要停下来
来吧
哦，外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧都出现了
哦，外面天黑的时候
我所有的恐惧都出现了
当外面天黑的时候